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Butz: Col. Hans Landa: Where's my men? Lt. Aldo Raine Don't be modest, Lieutenant. Lt. Aldo Raine Arriverderci. Donowitz speaks second most; so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Lt. Aldo Raine: [in Italian] And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night, but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann and you need all four to end the war. Lt. Aldo Raine: UPC. Nazi ain't got no humanity. One of his best movies if the masterpiece Inglourious Basterds. Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort. Lt. Aldo Raine: Marcel: Shosanna Dreyfus: [he pats his lap] I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. Col. Hans Landa: Say it for me once please? I'm afraid neither three speak a word of German. As a German enlisted man, he killed thirteen Gestapo officers. Lt. Archie Hicox: Lt. Aldo Raine Donny Donowitz: Pfc. [very bad Italian accent] Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. You speak German better than your friends? A detective. : What shall the history books read? ,Pfc. The objective of Operation Kino: blow up the basket. Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? Because you've just given yourself away, Captain. Can you do it? , : If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend, I suggest you try Vichy. Where were we? No. And then throw their bodies into the sewers for the rats of Paris to feast on! I've been rethinking my position in regards to your Paris premiere of "Nation's Pride". [in French] Adolf Hitler: [in Italian] ,Pfc. Gentlemen, I have no intention of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Gring and killing Bormann, not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. Lt. Aldo Raine: A general. Major Dieter Hellstrom: Inglourious Basterds is a 2009 war film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, starring Brad Pitt, Christoph Waltz, Michael Fassbender, Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, Daniel Brhl, Til Schweiger and Mlanie Laurent.The film tells an alternate history story of two plots to assassinate Nazi Germany's leadershipone planned by Shosanna Dreyfus, a young French Jewish cinema proprietor, and the . Lt. Aldo Raine While rescuing Hugo, the Basterds kill his captors in the most over the top and bloody ways. [in French] Bridget von Hammersmark Col. Hans Landa [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. Well, isn't that just dandy! : How 'bout you Utivich, you make that deal? Well, you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement! : I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon! He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. Lt. Aldo Raine: Sgt. Turn off the projector! Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. Bridget von Hammersmark: We order three glasses. Sisu Is The Inglourious Basterds Reboot We've Been Waiting 15 - MSN His wife had a baby tonight. Drink? Yeah, where is that exactly? Lt. Aldo Raine Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! Eliza on Ice? Lt. Aldo Raine Damn good deal! Werner Rachtman They seem to elude capture like an apparition! Bridget von Hammersmark: : Bridget von Hammersmark I'd make that deal. [in English] Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. Now, when you report what happened here, you can't tell 'em you told us what you told us. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Archie Hicox: You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya? Lt. Aldo Raine: Sgt. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. Well, back to the whereabouts of your two Italian saboteurs. Just for the Nazis. It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do. The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? Lt. Aldo Raine Landa gently removes her shoe]. [Stiglitz fires his gun into Hellstrom's crotch]. Smithson Utivich In Inglorious Basterds (2009) after speaking italian perfectly, Hans Landa suspects that they are american spies posing as italians. Col. Hans Landa: And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew that is going to do it! I know the film camera does. What does the phrase 'I speak the most Italian' mean and what's its Winston Churchill: [in German] : You met the sergeant yourself! Smithson Utivich Lt. Aldo Raine: The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. Lt. Aldo Raine [Goebbels' eyes fill with tears] Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous? Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover. Inglourious Basterds Script PDF Download and Analysis - StudioBinder What is that English expression about shoes and feet? General Ed Fenech: [Drawing a map] Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. [sets his glass down and smokes his cigarette]. If you want to win the war tonight, we have to make a deal! Nah, I don't think so. He is the personification of the idea that being able to express oneself in multiple languages is a form of power; and indeed Landa uses this power to his advantage in the film. : They let me go. What the fuck are we supposed to do? Heard of 'em? Now, take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know. Whiskey, straight. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Not one damn bit, sir. Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? I'm more than just a uniform. Col. Hans Landa: I don't know what's going on! Bridget von Hammersmark: However, all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaput. Lt. Aldo Raine: I understand your trepidation in repeating it. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. What should we drink to, sir? What're you? : Col. Hans Landa He moves closer to Butz as Butz removes his cap to show a large swastika-shaped scar on his forehead, Hellstrom is trying to guess the famous person on his forehead, which is King Kong, He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich, to Butz, after beating Rachtman to death with his Louisville Slugger, seeing Shosanna dressed up for the premiere, He digs his fingers into her bullet wound. Cpl. [Stiglitz is seen strangling one officer with a cord; stabbing another multiple times in the head through a pillow; and asphyxiating one with his bare hands]. Lt. Aldo Raine: Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine: : It's a hostile world, indeed. Lt. Aldo Raine Would you agree? Is that the way you say it? (Instead of saying "it won't be hard to find" he says "it won't be hard of find") 1.5K 84 84 comments Add a Comment [Raine and Utvich grin sardonically as the credits roll]. : Lt. Aldo Raine When you join my command, you take on debit. : The one that beats my boys with a bat. [giddy] Yeah? : Adolf Hitler: : So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. Scalp Hermann. Is that the way you say it? Gorlami. [puts his hand over his heart] , You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. : They're friends of mine from Italy. "That's a bingo"? Well, ain't that a real nice boy? 6 more photos . Werner Rachtman: I believe Goebbels sees himself as closer to David O. Selznick. Yeah, I was just thinking that. Inglourious Basterds is a nominal remake of the Italian WWII action romp Inglorious Bastards directed by Enzo G. Castellari. But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you end the war. Col. Hans Landa Yeah! Nazi ain't got no humanity. To confirm his suspicions he makes a mistake at the end to see if they would notice. They bite people. : : : So you're "Aldo the Apache". That you are all going to die. Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? Lt. Aldo Raine: I'm 'onna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. : One of the strongest traits of Waltz's character is, undoubtedly, his ability to switch from one . She gasps with pain]. More like chewed out. Ooh! I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, the Nazis being there must look odd. : Hand me my purse. Lillian Harvey! [to Frederick] Lt. Archie Hicox So you're "Aldo the Apache". Shosanna Dreyfus: Shosanna Dreyfus: Most of it being a complete waste of time, but it needs to be done nevertheless. You know somethin', Utivich? Lt. Archie Hicox: Col. Hans Landa: We're American! What's that English saying about shoes and feet? Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort. Has a rat ever done anything to you to create this animosity you feel towards them? : It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. : Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? : Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa That does not belong in my movie! Your outfit was ambushed and you got away! But I do have one question. No. Few questions about what? [in French; subtitled] Lt. Archie Hicox Master SGT. That's what I thought. Cpl. Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa: [voice-over] [to a bound and blindfolded Lt. Aldo] Lt. Aldo Raine: Donny Donowitz: Shosanna Dreyfus: Maynardville, Tennessee. Fuck you and your Jew dogs! : : [as-a-matter-of-factly] Is that the way you say it? Who wants to send a message to Germany? [sits up] You have opera boxes? Butz: Wouldn't you agree? Thank you, mein Fhrer. Francesca Mondino: Now, as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar Lt. Aldo Raine [In English] It seems I've created a monster. Sort: Relevant Newest # movie # eating # cinemagraph # quentin tarantino # chewing . I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. How about the sound recorder? However all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaputt. [in French; subtitled] Pvt. . [Maj. Hellstrom cocks his Walther pistol and aims it at Lt. Hicox under the table]. The Jew degenerate known as the Bear Jew henceforth is never to be referred to as the Bear Jew again. Adolf Hitler: As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in, 0023 and 0024, if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, ready to explode, and your mission, some would call it a terrorist plot, as of this moment, is still a go. : : [after brief pause] So. My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. [after brief pause] Lt. Aldo Raine Adolf Hitler: And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, you get what you pay for. And I'm beginning to think my participation in this event could be meaningful. When you get back home, whatcha gonna do? Joseph Goebbels: Narrator That they call you "The Jew Hunter". Till tonight. Sgt. Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa Narrator [translates into French]. [very bad Italian accent] Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. Pfc. Smithson Utivich Bridget von Hammersmark: Lt. Aldo Raine Dialogues from Inglourious Basterds Which is? [to Aldo] : Looks like little Max will grow up an orphan. Lt. Aldo Raine: Not to me. Omar Ulmer Bingo! Col. Hans Landa Listening to music or the radio can be great ways to passively practice a language. Consider, for a moment, the world a rat lives in. [cut to Hitler] Thank you. Col. Hans Landa: As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in, 0023 and 0024, if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, ready to explode, and your mission, some would call it a terrorist plot, as of this moment, is still a go. A debit you owe me personally. No. : Although it is not equivalent to going through flashcards, it is fairly enjoyable and can be a good . [to Perrier LaPardite] Bridget von Hammersmark But they're both rodents, are they not? How'd the shooting start? : Full citizenship for myself - Well, that goes without saying. To continue to speak it so inadequately would only serve to embarrass me. And that don't sit well with us. Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. [voice-over] But you're aware of what they call me? : Col. Hans Landa: Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing. Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole high command, I 'spose that's worth certain considerations. We punch those goons out, take their machine guns, and burst in there blasting! You get that for killin' Jews? : [brandishing an ax] As war rages in Europe, a. You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa: Up 'ere, if you engage in what the federal government calls 'illegal activity,' but what we call 'just a man tryin' to make a livin' for his family sellin' moonshine liquor,' it behooves oneself to keep his wits. Shosanna Dreyfus: Wilhelm Lt. Aldo Raine: ,Pfc. Precisely! But Herr Goebbels, that's not such a bad thing. Donny Donowitz: Fuck a duck! : Tarantino wrote and directed this WWII film with a lot of Tarantino-centric aesthetic elements as well as humour. BRITISH, AMERICAN? And another one over there, you might be familiar with: Sgt. Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a fuck about him. Bingo! Fuck you and your Jew dogs! : How did you survive this ordeal? Col. Hans Landa And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. Col. Hans Landa What do you mean "the Little Man"? What's next? Put your foot in my lap. | From killing off Hitler to scalping Nazis, there's everything in this film. Gentlemen, this is an old friend, Colonel Hans Landa of the SS. Sgt. : Bridget von Hammersmark Are you going to take off your uniform? [after a pause] Lt. Aldo Raine : Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy fuckin' Ballgame! Lt. Aldo Raine Marcel: Kliest: Shosanna Dreyfus: Donny Donowitz: Shosanna Dreyfus: Col. Hans Landa: Where Bridget von Hammersmark? Inglorious Bastards GIFs | Tenor : Oblige him! Lt. Aldo Raine Smithson Utivich: Col. Hans Landa Col. Hans Landa Gentlemen, this is an old friend, Colonel Hans Landa of the SS. Sgt. [She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers]. Yes. , Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. But like any enterprise, when under new management, there's always a slight duplication of efforts. I've been chewed out before. Jemand fschionbles. But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. In fact, I want all the members of Operation Kino to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor. Col. Hans Landa ", Lt. Aldo Raine It says here you speak German fluently? Get me someone on the other end of that radio with the power of the pen to authorize my, let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender, if that tastes better going down. But in the pages of history, every once in a while, Fate reaches out and extend its hand. Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting, Sir! Smithson Utivich: Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy? S er, corretto. Nah, I don't think so. Smithson Utivich: Lt. Aldo Raine [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern] Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. Impressive. Pfc. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. Mein Fhrer, do you still wish to see Private Butz? Bridget von Hammersmark: Lt. Aldo Raine [in German] That's what I like to hear. Share the best GIFs now >>> Sgt. Lt. Aldo Raine I don't speak Italian. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine: Bridget von Hammersmark: Pfc. BRITISH, AMERICAN? Narrator: Werner Rachtman: Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. Wouldn't you agree? And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, you get what you pay for. [smirks widely] Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none And that, Monsieur, is what a Jew shares with a rat. Bridget von Hammersmark Lt. Aldo Raine But the meaning of your visit, pleasant though it is, is mysterious to me. The Movie Review: 'Inglourious Basterds' - The Atlantic I've done my share of bootlegging. Col. Hans Landa: [Landa intolerantly points at his lap. Damn good deal! Needless to say, once the Basterds heard of him, he never got there. Omar Ulmer Perrier LaPadite: Actually, why he would hate the name "hangman" is baffling to me. Lt. Archie Hicox: Or you will die tryin'. As a German enlisted man, he killed thirteen Gestapo officers. Shosanna lets out an emotional sigh of relief and starts crying]. The two Basterds go into the cinema room, where they see Joseph Goebbels and Francesca Mondino in their opera box, and Emil Jannings, Hermann Gring and Martin Bormann in the other opera box. Pfc. Lt. Archie Hicox: [he simply smiles at Bridget and nods], [Bridget slowly pulls out the shoe she lost in the tavern firefight from Landa's coat pocket], [Bridget hands over the shoe, and Landa slips it neatly onto her foot, showing it fits perfectly], Col. Hans Landa: You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin' basement. You speak English pretty good for a German. One, the venue has been changed from the Ritz to a much smaller venue. Werner Rachtman Lt. Archie Hicox: I have heard the rumors myself! : Maynardville, Tennessee. That's a pretty exciting story. I respectfully refuse, sir. Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine: Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. Fuck a duck! Adolf Hitler Mein Fhrer, that is just soldier's gossip. One, the venue has been changed from the Ritz to a much smaller venue. Col. Hans Landa : Major Dieter Hellstrom: After that, while talking to him, one of the soldiers appear to be alive, and one of the Basterds answers him with a shot. Col. Hans Landa: : Inglourious Basterds Blu-ray Brad Pitt Quentin Tarantino Mike Myers - eBay Mir scheint, da fehlt jemand. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. So who are your three handsome escorts? Bridget von Hammersmark: Lt. Aldo Raine: I have a message for Germany. I think you show great talent. And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don't they? Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Oh, well, must not have been important.