monsters, inc bloopers transcript
She's a slug-like monster with horn-rimmed glasses.). (A large vacuum-like machine lowers from the ceiling.). CDA agent: Your seat is right over there, sir. But where is he? He comes hurling down the stairs, panting. Sulley gasps for breath.). (Randall gulps. SULLIVAN! He turns around to see his tail being dropped by a human girl named Mary [we'll interchange Mary and Boo throughout this page]. Sulley awkwardly does his best to comfort her. Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi.. Celia: Sushi? Needleman is shown wearing a red disposable glove over his head. (The machine comes closer to Randall and Mike.). (A scream comes from another door. (As George gets to the door, Sulley bursts through, trampling George.). George: Boy, Wazowski looks like he's in trouble. Mike: I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now. ), (The sushi chef grabs a phone and dials.). You didn't file your paperwork last night. Shut it off! Make it stop!!! Will you go to sleep? Waternoose: I can't do that! Mr. Waternoose: How could this happen? gym bag to Waternoose.). Mr. Waternoose: (to camera) Of course. Ricky Plesuski opens his mouth to reveal a giant set of spiked teeth. Sulley barely dares to breathe. (to Sulley) How about you, big fella? Oh, I love kindergarten. Mike stands in front of him barking orders like a coach.). I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. She pulls Sulley into her room and hands him various toys, each one with a new sense of excitement.). I really need the key for the door he was using. As Randall exits the floor, Sulley watches as Boo's door disappears into the vault, and with it all hope of getting rid of Mary. Mike runs headlong into a pile of take-away boxes. Celia: (o.s., over P.A. He turns around, annoyed.) Remember to tip your waitresses. ), (Boo re-enters the shot from the left while still laughing. [Outtake 1] [Ryan and Sulley are standing near a chair] Ryantransformer: Speed. The first stall door in the row suddenly slams open. Mike: Hey, you all right? (clears throat) Happy birthday. And we can take you to his secret lab, which is right here in this factory. Give it a rest, will you, butterball? Mike scoots to the edge of his seat in anticipation. Ple- stop, stop, stop. He and Sulley look up to see the entire scare floor looking at them. ), (Now Boo approaches Sulley. (At the reception desk, Celia Mae is answering phone calls.). Nearby CDA agents nervously step away.). Oh, come on. Get out of my way! The front page reads: KID SIGHTING AT SUSHI RESTAURANT. The corridor opens up onto a massive room. Sulley : I'm being attacked! CDA Agent: This is the CDA. If I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes, they're going to give our table away, what am I gonna tell--?! ), (Randall emerges from another door. ), (The door pitches and twists dangerously as it is switched from track to track, Boo enjoys the ride. "), (Sulley stands waiting in front of a bathroom stall. Mike smiles and steps aside. Randall plugs the machine back in. Category:Pixar Transcripts | Moviepedia | Fandom Dodgeball was the best. You both have. Come on, tell me. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It almost looks like you gotta--, (Mary lifts the hood of her costume. Sulley: Mr. Waternoose, there's no time for this! I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. Boo totters towards them, babbling. The three ride off across the vault. Wasn't I great?! I'll see you all in the morning. That should make it even more humiliating when we break the record first. Randall's your monster. Mike: Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid. Waternoose clambers after them, closing in.). You! Computer voice: (over P.A.) Enchanted (2007) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel. (Randall and Fungus lift the box out of the scream cart.). (to phone) Ha-ha, what can I say? Stop him! COME ON! (Roz slams the front panel of her desk on Mike's fingers. (Charlie's door opens, and a goofy-looking furry monster named George Sanderson emerges.). He has the child. I left them on my desk! 2 GmingScout5572 3 yr. ago The bloopers are in the extras tab 2 Ajs1004 3 yr. ago I have no memory of that. (The CGI Walt Disney Pictures logo appears, followed by the Pixar logo. , (Mary opens her mouth, but the piece of cereal flies past her. Sulley: (v.o.) Suddenly, he spies a tentacle, emerging from the closet. Red alert! Oh! I'm going to be doing some serious scaring, putting up some big numbers. It's okay, it's all right. Now your time is up! The power shuts off.). Heh, heh. Mike: I'm gonna be sick, I'm gonna be sick! Come on, keep coming, keep coming Mike: Come on, and follow the sultry sound of my voice. Sulley dangles by one arm as the door speeds through the vault. It fits perfectly. A piece of paper slips off a nearby desk and flutters to the ground. (Sulley grabs Randall by the neck, wrestling him like an alligator. (Screen flashes to Mike and Sulley taking behind a menu). ), (Randall ejects the door. Celia: Thanks. We would've had it made! The lights in the apartment glow even brighter than before. The one you were after! Monsters, Inc. (2001) Movie Script | Subs like Script That's great news. Mike: Look, Sulley, you wanted her door, and there it is. (Randall sighs, frustrated. (Randall and the other monsters follow suit. Outside the factory, The CDA agents shut Waternoose into the back of the van and drive away. Waternoose. (Beat. Sulley races down the hall, with Boo in one arm, and her door in the other. , (We cut to Claws crying in the back of the audience, moved by Mike's solo. I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have , Mike: (v.o.) ATTA: Dot, you're a young queen ant, and your wings are too little to be--. Monster's Inc bloopers end credits - YouTube Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is gonna help you cheat your way to the top! Sulley, Mike and Boo burst out of a door, hanging thousands of feet in the air. Later at the curbside, Mike approaches a shiny new convertible and holds up a set of keys.). So help me! But Boo's in trouble. The top door pops open and Sulley jumps out, followed by Mike. Announcer: (v.o.) (Sulley desperately scans the doors ahead. ), (Sulley and Mike watch as Fungus and Randall struggle to break free of the crowd. Monsters, Inc., I'll connect you. Claws' assistant: She wasn't scared of you? How could I be so stupid? Mike: Yeah, the one at station six. (then he scans the bathroom) Okay, Sulley. You're safe now. Sir, you don't understand. (Needleman and Smitty load the defunct door into the shredder. Mike notices a single piece of Boo's door on the floor. Step aside, kid. A monster day care kid notices Boo.). (hitting the door) Ooof! 1.8 Scene 8: End of the Day 1.9 Scene 9: Meet Boo 1.10 Scene 10: Harryhausen's Chaos monsters, inc bloopers transcript (stops mocking) What a creep. Contents 1 Plot 2 Cast 2.1 Additional Voices 3 Development 4 Box office 5 Critical reception 6 Music 7 Awards and nominations 8 Allusions 9 Alternative versions 10 Prequel The portal to the monster world is closed. Sulley lends the pipe around the handles to secure it. Monsters, Incorporated is dead! ), Sulley: Haha! (Randall stomps on one of Sulley's hands, knocking it off the door edge. Laughter emanates from all the doors. ), (Later at the Monstropolis grocery store, Tony the Grosser arranges fruit on a stand with his many tentacles.). (into wrist communicator) Bring me a door shredder. (Sulley replaces the simulator door with Boo's door. Good morning! Thumper roars at Dot and then says that he's not coming across as scary. Mike: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Sulley: (panicked) Where is she? Sulley: Okay, all right, making a nice little area for you to-- (Sulley hears a giggle. (Mike walks onto the Scare Floor, already bustling with activity). We have a toxic projectile! The CDA agent in the middle doesn't break through the window, and he slides down the glass in pain. The pupils cover their ears. Mike, Sulley and Boo hang onto the door as it moves. Mama, 'nother gator got in the house. Soft moonlight illuminates the room. Sulley: (uncomfortable) Oh, hey, Celia Welia. (The door is clearly missing a piece. Let's take it home, big guy! Sulley: Bwaaaaah! ), (A CDA Agent steps in front of Celia and herds her away.). ), (The curtain flies open. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal. A microphone is thrust in his face.). You've been #1 for too long, Sullivan! Mike: Get that thing away from me, you guys! Mike: What are you talking about? DOT: I was talking to Mother. Oh! (She's not getting it. (Fungus struggles and grows pale as the machine does its work. We could be next! , (1995 CG Walt Disney Pictures logo appears. See? The door is white, and it has five flowers on it.). (Mike trips on a lamp and flies across the floor. Sulley grabs Boo and sprints after Randall as he pushes his cart out into the hallway.). (Sulley reacts in horror as the eyestalk and trash moves through a meat grinder, smashing hammers chooping blades, and under a large roller. ), (Sulley runs to the locker room. Fungus adjusts the machine. A shadow cuts across the bed sheets. A Bug's Life/Transcript | Moviepedia | Fandom videos 2016. . It stops in front of a pile of hiker paraphernalia piled in the corner of the cave. (George realizing he caused the alarms, and he tries frantically to remove the sock. The traffic sign changes from "DON'T STALK" to "STALK", replacing the red hand and the green monster walking. It scares little kids and little monsters. Mike and Sulley are panic-stricken.). You did it! While we're young here, Fungus! Situation is niner-niner-zero. Ow! A welcoming committee! Sulley reaches for the door-knob. ), (Because the door was lying sideways, Mike's fall changes trajectory as he enters a French kid's room. Doors ride out of the vault and land in stations. Sulley: (standing) Uh, um, I'm looking for the kid. Waternoose spins around to see Sulley, who has knocked over a stack of cans during his escape. (Mike swings the broom, Sulley lunges after it.). Sulley: (grinning) I'll start out with the old Waternoose Jump-and-Growl. Randall takes off angrily. Is that a new haircut? And, uh, how's Georgie doing? Yeah uh Boo (Boo hands him a teddy bear, Jessie, the Luxo Jr. ball, and Nemo. Come on, pal, cheer up, we did it. All the doors are being returned to the vault. Randall: (laughs) What do you know? It's on the front page! I was just mad, that's all. It must've been dark last night, because this is its door. They see Randall, Fungus and the scream cart.). ), (Screen flashes, the piece of cereal lands in front of her. Hey, I look good in a suit. - We're pan' of your life. ), Waiters: ! What a night for my mother to be in the audience, ladies and gentlemen! (Sulley, Mike and Mary duck into a stall and scramble atop the toilet to avoid being spotted. ), (Screen flashes, revealing Sulley in the MI bathroom. ), (Boo jumps in front of the open door, but only sees her closet with her stuff in it), (The portal to the monster world has closed. Red alert! That's Mike Wazowski, care of 22 Mike-Wazowski-You-Got-Your-Life-Back Lane. Mike, Sulley and Ted cross.). Like silly putty, Randall picks up Sulley's fur texture and color. Mike: You know what? Mike: (being dragged away) No, no, no, no! We got scarers coming out! I don't have to say it. ), (Meanwhile Fungus is being tossed happily into the air by the celebratory group.). ), (Boo screams at the top of her lungs. (Mr. Waternoose is suddenly struck with an idea.). Mike: And he is outta here! She whimpers as Waternoose looks on.). Charlie: Hey, Wazowski, nice job. Cheating. Now, that's my boy. Oh, boy, how do I explain this? Monster Kids: (chanting) How many tentacles can jump the rope? ), (Mike shoots a look at Randall. Mike: I'm telling you, pal, when that wall went up, you should've seen the look on Waternoose's face. Interviewee #2: It's true! Celia lies on the ground.). Mike: Hey, you hear that? Fungus: I don't know. A random assistant walks by.). Patrons scramble out the door, screaming. Fungus: (o.s.) Mr. Waternoose pours himself a cup of the thick gooey liquid.). Get that gator! (And a mighty roar it is. He can't see where it's coming from. Celia: (o.s., over paging system) All scare floors are now active. Sulley looks down to his clip board where the sliver of Boo's door is taped. Monsters, Inc. (2001) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel Monsters generate their city's power by scaring children, but they are terribly afraid themselves of being contaminated by children, so when one enters Monstropolis, top scarer Sulley finds his world disrupted. They're nauseatingly cute together.). Mike: It's too late! Day care worker: Oh. CDA Agents: Halt! Monsters Inc. | Funny Bloopers for the Disney Pixar Animated Family Sulley: That's what I decided to call her. Mike: You're not pinning this on me. (Pushes Smitty), Smitty: (worried) Oh, let me do it over! I'm not here! (Mike puts the giant bowl -- his contact lens -- into his eye. Uh, it's empty. You're making him lose his focus. (CDA agents run up to George and tackle him to the ground. Step Brothers (2008) Bloopers, Gag Reel & Outtakes. Where did you come from? ), George: Oh, dear. No, no, I can't Sir, sir, you have to listen to me. The helicopters are getting closer. Help!! Right up until you chuckled like that and, uh, now I'm thinkin' I should just get out of here. ), (Randall, Fungus, and the off-screen crew members have a good laugh about that last camoflauge sequence.). I know! Sulley pauses in front of her stall, then turns and opens it.). Their doors join up with the "freeway" of doors above, speeding ahead.). The scarers stride onto the Scare Floor in slow motion. Sulley and Mike walk out into the evening light.). (laughs) Hey, Boo, just kidding. DR. Sulley tries to run in, but instead slips across the doorway.). Make way. Sulley: (to Mary) Take care of yourself. ), (Celia kisses Mike on his mouth, and he feels loved by that. Roz closes her desk window as CDA agents run by.). Sulley turns to see Waternoose standing in the room, closing the door behind him.). ), (The fabric of Sulley's chair has now been reconstructed into a makeshift monster costume.). Announcer: (v.o.) (Sulley awkwardly squeezes into the booth next to Mike, setting the gym bag under the table.). I'll call you! Mike: (Italian accent) Hey, Tony! (jumping up) Oh. ), (Mike and Sulley are taking Mary to the scare floor. Needleman: (slaps Smitty) You idiot! The film centers on two . Fungus stands next to him.). Mike: That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Boo stands in front of him waving her arms. I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, (Pixar Animation Studios logo appears. See? Sulley emerges from the door and cracks his knuckles. Mike: Sulley, I'd like to think that given the circumstances, I have been extremely forgiving up 'til now, but that is a horrible idea! Mr. Waternoose: Our city is counting on you to collect those children's screams. Mike: All right, come on, over the plate, let's see the old stuff here, pal. Mike: Oh, a scare demo. Mike's face is totally obscured by the bar code. Mike: Oh! Mike: Wow, Randall, that's great. The curtain flies open. (It's no use, the agents have already disappeared after Mike. (Sulley turns the corner and slams into Randall. Yeti: Oh, would you look at that? (On the TV, a child is vacantly staring at a television set. Sulley: (looking for Mike) Mike? Mike: Hey, hey, that's it! It'll bring down the house. ), (Mike is able to open the door and clamor in to the bedroom inside. And I don't want to see any paperwork on this. The red light above his door lights up. That is, if these gentlemen hadn't shut us down. ), (Sulley notices that Boo's hood is down.). (Pushes Needleman), (Screen flashes to Sulley and Mr. Just like Randall said! Tell me you're joking. ), (Randall snaps to attention and disappears. Ms. Fearmonger is on vacation, would you like her voicemail? (The kid turns on a light, revealing Mike, sitting on a stool, microphone in hand.). Announcer: Since the very first bedtime, all around the world, children have known that once their mothers and fathers tucked them in, and shut off the light, (The lights go out) that there are monsters hiding in their closets, waiting to emerge. Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. (Randall exits. Floor Manager: Hey, Sulley, where have you been all day? Mike and Sulley look back at the melee, and scurry out. Mike: Well, you know, maybe you should just take a minute and "eedray your isptscray". Roz: None of this ever happened, gentlemen. Hopper laughs and Slim leaves, demanding that they stop the camera. , (Crowd cheers as the piano music comes to a close). Too expensive. The pink copies go to accounting, the fuchsia ones to purchasing, and the goldenrod ones go to Roz.